TalonRider Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 So yesterday, I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman, blonde no less, came in and asked fora seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. I had always been there." The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a cirle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right here." Now click on the attatchment to see what she pointed at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Guest Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 I little sick but I kind of like it. Subject: A Hillbilly... A hillbilly went hunting one day in Kentucky and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Kentucky hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Kentucky. This is a Tennessee duck. You got a Tennessee huntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Tennessee duck. This duck's from Mississippi. You got a Mississippi license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Mississippi hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck , sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Mississippi duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, "Boy, just where the hell are you from?" The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent over, and said,"You tell me. You're the expert Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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