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The Talon House

Good, Bad, and Sometimes Worse


TalonRider

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Good --------------------------------Bad -------------------------------------Worse

Hot outdoor sex....................You're arrested........................... By your husband

The postman's early..............He's wearing camos.................... and has an AK-47

The secretary said "yes.".........Your wife says "no."

The teacher likes your son.......Sexually...................................He's gay

You came home for a quickie ...So did the postman

You came home for a quickie....Your wife walks in

You get a three-day weekend....You get the flu on Friday

You get tickets to the theatre.....It's performance art

You go to see a strip show.........Your daughter's the headliner

Your boyfriend's exercising........So he'll fit in your clothes

Your car conveniently "runs out of gas........................For real

Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right"...............It's your son

Your daughter's on the Pill...........She's eleven

Your neighbor exercises in the nude..................................He weighs 350 pounds

Your son's doing extra credit work..............Making a sex ed video

Your uncle leaves you a fortune.........................................It's counterfeit

Your wife bought a p*** video........................................Your daughter's the star

Your wife likes outdoor sex............................................You live downtown

Your wife meets you at the door nude.............................She's coming home

Your wife's kinky....................With the neighbors............All of them.

You can't find your vibrator.......................................Your daughter "borrowed" it

You find a p*** movie...........in your son's room...........You're in it

Your children are sexually active.................................With each other

Your husband's a crossdresser...................................He looks better than you

Your son's involved in Satanism.................................As a sacrifice

Your wife wants a divorce.........................................She's a lawyer

Your wife's leaving you..............................................For another woman

Your wife's leaving you .............................................To enter a convent

Your wife's arrested for soliciting................................She implicates you

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