TalonRider Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington, to have his wedding ring cut off his p****. According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket. She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his p**** while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse:> 1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.> > 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your p****...OR...> > 3. Finding out your p**** fits through your wedding ring.Tough call. You decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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