Olympic comments

[bigkid]

Here are the top nine comments (that the commentators would like to take back) made on NBC during the Summer Olympics :

1. Weightlifting commentator:

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her

warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator:

"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since

I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast:

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst:

"Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none

of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer:

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing

again."

6. Basketball analyst:

"He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can

see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony:

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of

the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator:

"Julian D**ks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven D**ks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator:

"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final

round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have

I just said?"

[movieguy]

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[TalonRider]

clapping Good one Paul.