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#281 User is offline   TalonRider

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Posted 14 April 2009 - 12:13 PM

I'm not sure of the spelling of the first name as it is very unusual, Great Orgin.
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 12:47 PM

Dick Knott
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Posted 27 April 2009 - 12:39 PM

When it comes to Asian's, Ho is a fairly common name. In this case, we have a female with the first name of Ho who married and became Ho Hoe.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 06 May 2009 - 01:31 PM

Today we have Denise Luse. She's one of those people that insisted on keeping her maiden name. So when she married, she became Denise Luse-window.http://thetalon.ipbhost.com/style_emoticons/default/[img]http://thetalon.ipbhost.com/public/style_emoticons/default/yessmiley[1].gif[1].gif[/img]
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 08 May 2009 - 11:10 AM

Brothers Willie and Dick Spanker.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:22 PM

Dewey Glasscock
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 11 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

This is more of a phone book type name. This person is running for one of the local schoolboards. Usavage, Donna.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 12 May 2009 - 01:17 PM

A listener to the radio show sent in Dr. Fart. However, this is not the name todays name. The listener did some research on the name and found an officer in the Civil War by the rank and name of Major General Fart.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 19 May 2009 - 12:24 PM

Here's another example of why if your first name is Richard, you should never go by Dick. Today's name is Dick Mussel. Posted Image
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 23 May 2009 - 10:40 AM

An employee from the Kissimmee Utility Authority working at an electrical substation in Buenaventura Lakes, Fla., received a severe shock and was hospitalized in stable condition. His name: Robert Crisp.

Meanwhile, a Roman Catholic priest has been removed from his duties after he admitted he has had a two-year affair with a woman. The 40-year-old priest, known as "Father Oprah" because of his role as head of the Miami, Fla., Archdiocese's international radio network, where he gave advice on relationships, admits celibacy is something he "struggled with for a long time." His name: Fr. Alberto Cutie. (Orlando Sentinel, AP) ...What a shock.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 24 June 2009 - 02:30 PM

Korean woman by the name of Bang Misun
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 02 July 2009 - 11:30 AM

A listener sent this one in.

It seems someone he knew was looking for a Urologist. The guy found one by the name of Dr. Finder. Full name, Dr. Dick Finder. :o
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 30 September 2009 - 10:54 AM

Eric Mastercocke
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 09 October 2009 - 02:47 PM

When this new admission name came across my desk, I thought WTF. Fairy S. Frick
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 11:14 AM

LOOK OUT! IT'S DICK CUMMINGS!!!
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 02:05 PM

Dick Paine :(
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. - Dennis Fakes.

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Posted 03 November 2009 - 11:52 AM

Karmin Klitgard
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

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Posted 05 November 2009 - 01:43 PM

Today's name is one of those strange ones, Uar Understood.
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and slap the idiot upside the head.

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Posted 15 November 2009 - 03:40 AM

I went to church as a boy with a kid named "Peter Bender" in Barberton Ohio

Had a dentist in California called Dr. Payne (He was a payne in my neck I might add.)

Had a officer in our company at Ft Bliss Tx, "Major Fiasco"

My Brother In-law had a Major Minor in his wing In SF.
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Posted 15 November 2009 - 03:47 AM

Or how about this one for an OBGYN in Tucson where I used to live:


Jon E Long, MD
4721 N 1st Ave
Tucson, AZ 85718
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