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GunRunner

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  1. I needed this a couple of days ago .. However, we fired the silly sod that was causing all of the problems .. Jan, Is there an addendum to the rules that states that I can go to the persons home and slap them, and then find the parents and slap them for procreating? I promise not to use my casted arm -Gun
  2. If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on first?" might have turned out something like this: COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou. ABBOTT: What about Windows? COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here? ABBOTT: Do you want a c
  3. A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Albuquerque to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said, "Yes she did." "Well, then, tell your moth
  4. Thanks for the link .. I think it is a pretty decent site, but am looking to remodel it soon. Coming soon (as soon as i get back from an extended period of work on the road -- 2 weeks I will be gone - BLECH-) We will be moving up the ladder to 50 different stories (now at 24) and much much more .. Enjoy!! -Gun
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