Jump to content
The Talon House


  • Content Count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by ShiningKnight

  1. (I've Had) The Time Of My Life by Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes Dirty Dancing Now I've had the time of my life No I never felt like this before Yes I swear it's the truth and I owe it all to you 'Cause I've had the time of my life and I owe it all to you I've been waiting for so long Now I've finally found someone To stand by me We saw the writing on the wall As we felt this magical Fantasy Now with passion in our eyes There's no way we could disguise it Secretly So we take each other's hand 'Cause we seem to understand The urgency just remember You're the one thing I
  2. Thanks for the congats, guys. Time will show if I did a "good job"... unsure By the end of February most of the results of the five exams I took this semester should be available. It just depends on the professor's individual "speed" (normally two to eight weeks). Now I already have to plan ahead for the next semester, especially as far as the internship is concerned (like I have said before)... unsure
  3. Joke of January 28, 2005: Caption: "To enter, give your user-name and password."
  4. I'm glad and relieved to finally be able to announce that the exam period for the current semester is over... yay! Funny feeling of not knowing anything right before an exam, same with not even being able to say how it went... Now I'll be on vacation till 02/28/05 what will give me the time to seriously look for an internship abroad (in the US to be precise)... I might need some help though. unsure BTW: Registration period for this year's (FY 2006) diversity visa lottery ended on 01/08/05 and I already got the electronic submission certificate. All I can do now is hope that I'll be picked
  5. Joke of January 27, 2005: A freethinker asked a Christian what he thought about Spinoza's theory that human beings are not ranked higher than animals. "If it's the way you say," responded the Christian, "tell me why there is no Spinoza in the animal kingdom?"
  6. Joke of January 26, 2005: At a restaurant: "Waiter, just give me a little piece of this fish." "Pardon, sir, this is ham." "Did I ask you about what it's called, the fish?"
  7. Joke of January 25, 2005: "Just look at that kid with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?" "It's a girl. She's my daughter." "Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father." "I'm not. I'm her mother."
  8. Joke of January 24, 2005: Sol and Mort are coming from religious school. Sol wonders whether it is all right to smoke while praying. Mort replies, "Why don't you ask Rabbi Schwartz?" So Sol goes up to Rabbi Schwartz and asks, "Rabbi, may I smoke while I pray?" "No, my son, you may not," the rabbi says indignantly. "You asked the wrong question," Mort says and goes to the rabbi. "Rabbi, may I pray while I smoke?" To which Rabbi Schwartz replies, "By all means, my son. By all means."
  9. Joke of January 22/23, 2005: An airline recently introduced a special fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates asking how they had enjoyed their trip. Letters are still pouring in asking "What trip?"
  10. Joke of January 21, 2005: Caption: "Take me to your leader!"
  11. Joke of January 20, 2005: "Waiter! What is this?" "It's bean soup, sir." "I don't want to know what it's been. I want to know what it is!"
  12. Joke of January 19, 2005: Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized that they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when one of the turtles said, "Oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
  13. Joke of January 18, 2005: Noticing that just before the football game started the teams gathered together and prayed briefly, a fan, seated next to a priest, asked what he thought would happen if both teams prayed with equal faith and fervour. "In that event," replied the minister, "I imagine the Lord would simply sit back and enjoy one fine game of football."
  14. Joke of January 17, 2005: What to say when offered a cigarette at a party: "No thank you. I only smoke on special occasions."
  15. ShiningKnight


    http://adverts.freeloader.com/zurich/ Post your scores! (flash game - plug in required)
  16. ShiningKnight

    Long Night

    THE CORRS LYRICS "Long Night" It doesn't really matter now you're gone You never were around that much to speak of Didn't think that I could live without you, baby It couldn't be that hard to live alone But I'm all, all alone again Thinking you will never say that you'll be home again And it's gonna be a long night And it's gonna be cold without your arms And I`m gonna get stage fright caught in the headlights It's gonna be a long night And I know I'm gonna lose this fight Once upon a time we fell in love And I thought that I would be the only one But now I'm on
  17. Words and music by michelle branch One less call to answer, Feeling full of despair, Don’t think I can get through it, Just one last prayer. *and it’s a leap of faith, When you believe there’s someone out there, It’s a leap of faith when you believe that someone cares, oh, And when I call out to you, Will you be right there, Right there. Searching for the answer, Nobody seems to care, Oh how I wish that you were here, Beside me, To wipe away my tears. *and it’s a leap of faith, When you believe there’s someone out there, It’s a leap of faith when you believe that someone care
  18. Dear Tech Support Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but t
  19. Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to
  20. Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing California: By 30 Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... We
  21. Joke of January 15/16, 2005: John entered a store in Brooklyn and asked the shopkeeper, "What is the price of a herring?" "Six cents each," answered Katz, the shopkeeper. Just then the owner of the next store announced his merchandise loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, cheap! Five cents a herring!" "Do you hear that?" John asked, "Why do you charge more?" "Because," answered Katz, "I wrap the herring in today's newspaper, whereas my neighbour uses papers that are a week old!"
  22. Joke of January 14, 2005: An actor was offered 5,000 pounds a week to work on a new film. "What is it called?" he asked. "The One-Legged Transvestite of Dartmoor Prison," replied the director, "Be sure to be here on Tuesday at eight o'clock." "For that money I don't mind starting on Sunday." "No need on Sunday. But on Monday you will be having your operations."
  23. Joke of January 13, 2005: "How is business?" one salesman asked another. "Terrible. Even the people who never pay have stopped buying."
  24. Joke of January 12, 2005: Caption: "Stanley, I think the cat wants to go out."
  25. Joke of January 11, 2005: Taxpayer: "I always pay my income taxes all at once." Tax collector: "But you are allowed to pay them in quarterly installments." Taxpayer: "I know it, but my heart can't stand it four times a year."
  • Create New...