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Three Wishes Each for a Bear and a Rabbit

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Three Wishes Each for a Bear and a Rabbit

One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a

water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen

another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was

chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you

are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant you both

three wishes. Bear, you go first." The bear thought for a

minute, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the

bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and

immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of

the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all

the bears in the next forest were female as well."

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it

and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was

asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked

for money and bought the motorcycle.

For the last wish the bear thought for awhile and then said, "I

wish that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said, "I wish that

the bear was gay."

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