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There is a Potato family. The Potato father and three Potato daughters. The oldest Potato daughter goes to the Potato father one day and says, "Dad, I have wonderful news. I'm getting married!"

"WONDERFUL," says the Potato father. "Who are you going to marry?"

The Potato daughter says, "I'm going to marry a Russett."

"Russetts are outstanding Potatoes. You have my blessing. Get married and have a long, happy life."

Then the second Potato daughter goes to the Potato father and says, "Dad, I have wonderful news. I'm getting married, too."

The Potato father says, "What marvelous news! Who are you going to marry?"

The second Potato daughter says, "I'm going to marry an Idaho."

The Potato father says, "Idahos are also wonderful Potatoes. You have my blessing. Get married and have a long, happy life."

The third Potato daughter goes to the father and says, "Dad, I too am getting married."

The Potato dad says, "I can't believe this. I am so happy. Who are you going to marry?"

The third Potato daughter says, "Dan Rather."

The dad says, "DAN RATHER?! YOU CAN NOT MARRY DAN RATHER. HE'S A COMMONTATER!"

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