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BB's Cake

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Three young boys were celebrating their birthday (they were triplets). Their mom bakes them a cake for their birthday party, but when she finished, she realized that she didn't have any treats to use to decorate the top of the cake. As an alternative, she used BBs (as from the gun). She forgot to tell the boys about this unusual topping, and each of them unknowingly ate the BBs.

At midnight that night, one of the triplets ran into his parents' bedroom, yelling "Mommy! Mommy!"

She replied with "What's wrong?"

He screamed "I just went to the bathroom and BBs came out!"

His mother said, "Do you feel alright now?" He told her he did and she told him to go back to bed. At 1am, the same thing happened with the second triplet. At noon the next day, the third triplet ran to his mother screaming, "Mommy, mommy!"

She said, "Let me guess. You went to the bathroom and BBs came out."

He replied with, "No. I farted and I shot the dog!"

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