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Be Careful What You Wish For!

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An old woman was going through the attic when she found an old lamp. She rubbed on it and a genie appeared. " You may have three wishes ." he told her.

She thought hard, then said quickly " I want to be eternally beautiful."

He waved his hands, and she was. Then she said, "I want to be extremely rich."

Suddenly, huge amounts of gold appeared. " For my final wish, I want my cat to turn into a handsome, young, man, who is completely in love with me."

The genie waved his hands, and her cat turned into an incredible looking man.

He grabbed her in his arms, and said, " Remember when you had me neutered last week?"

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