movieguy Posted August 3, 2004 Report Share Posted August 3, 2004 An old woman was going through the attic when she found an old lamp. She rubbed on it and a genie appeared. " You may have three wishes ." he told her. She thought hard, then said quickly " I want to be eternally beautiful." He waved his hands, and she was. Then she said, "I want to be extremely rich." Suddenly, huge amounts of gold appeared. " For my final wish, I want my cat to turn into a handsome, young, man, who is completely in love with me." The genie waved his hands, and her cat turned into an incredible looking man. He grabbed her in his arms, and said, " Remember when you had me neutered last week?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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