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No Justice

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Once upon a time...there was a little old man who really took good care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles everyday. One morning he looked into the mirror and was admiring his body, when he noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his p****. He decided that he must do something about it.

He promptly went to the beach, completely undressed, and buried himself in the sand...all except his p****. Soon along came two old ladies who were strolling along the sand. One was walking with a cane. Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it about with her cane. She remarked to the other little old lady, "You know. there ain't hardly no justice in this world."

The other little old lady asked, "Whatever do you mean by that?"

Well, she said....

When I was 20, I was curious...

When I was 30, I enjoyed it...

When I was 40, I asked for it...

When I was 50, I paid for it....

When I was 60, I prayed for it...

When I was 70, I forgot about it...

And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat.

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