movieguy Posted August 6, 2004 Report Share Posted August 6, 2004 Two aliens Zeb (a real gun slinger) and Zeke (always thinks everything through first) came down to Earth and landed their spaceship by a gas station. Zeb jumps out of the ship and the first thing he sees is a gas pump. He whips out his gun and says, "Stick'em up! Stick'em up!" Zeke said, "Zeb, I wouldn't mess with him, he looks like a mean sonofab*tch." "Nah. Stick'em up, Earthling!" "I'm tellin you, Zeb. He looks like a mean sonofab*tch!" "Nah." Then he shot it. The explosion blew the two of them sky high. Zeb looks over at Zeke and says, "Damn. Say how'd you know he was such a mean sonofab*tch?" "Well Zeb, anyone who can take their dick and rap it around themselves three times and stick it in their ear has got to be a mean sonofab*tch!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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