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Law Enforcement?

GOOD

A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,

but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old

boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR

TRAP AHEAD.' The officer then found a young accomplice down the road

with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to

just sell lemonade!)

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BETTER

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated

radar post in Peoria, IL. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being

cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police

responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

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BEST

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State Trooper

walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said, "I

bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball."

He replied, "Illinois State Troopers don't have balls." There was a

moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.

He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

She was laughing too hard to start her car.

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