Jump to content
The Talon House

Moral of the Story


Recommended Posts

Every week, Manny entered the state lottery hoping to win; he never did.

Finally, he prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message,

He walked around the local fairground.

A flash of lightning struck as he was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.

She was bending over and he saw she was not wearing panties.

He could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.

He bet on 77, as he thought God had given him a sign.

Sadly, He lost again.

 

The winning number was 707.

 

Moral of the storyNever underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...