Bad Names

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Here's another example of how you should be careful when naming you children. Rolan Krapp.

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This is another case of "what were they thinking" when they named this child. He probably should have also gone by his middle name. Todays name, Jack Glascock.

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Olympian Manuel Fister.

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Pamela Blo-Mitchell

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Here's another example of why when your name is Richard, you should not go by Dick. Go by Rick, Rich, or what ever form used for Richard. Dick Mussel.

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A listener to the show, using his own family name of Trimmer, sent in his own fathers name. His fathers name was Richard and introduced himself as Dick.

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From time to time, we run across a last name that no matter what the first name is, it just isn't going to work. Chase Gobler is todays name. He should be glad his parents didn't give him the first name Richard.

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Todd Hollowcox

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I went to church with a boy named Peter Bender.

In Tucson Arizona there is an OBGYN named Dr Longjohn and a Dentist named Dr Payne.

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Today we have a gal by the name of Nancy Joy-Dick. When she signs papers, she signs as N. Joy-Dick.

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A listener sent this one in. While in middle school, there was a Home Economics teacher by the name if Mrs. Burns who had replaced Mrs. Pewkit.

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A listener sent this one in. While in middle school, there was a Home Economics teacher by the name if Mrs. Burns who had replaced Mrs. Pewkit.

Oh those are too funny.

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It doesn't matter what the persons first name would be, it still sounds like an action. Today's name is John Peed.

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Somewhere in Philly area, we have a Jack Hammer.

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Sometimes we run into names that no matter the last name, it can't be good. Then we have names that sound like commands. So todays name is Neal Queer.

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Way back when I was youngster, I came across a name in the phone book that I have never forgotten. I remember that at the time I just giggled and thought what weird names some people have. The name: Singular Onions Gallihawks

I seem to remember hearing about a court case where the father wanted to change his surname to Onetoomany after his wife gave birth to their 10th, I think that was the number could have been higher, child.

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We now that a lot of authors change their names and use a pen name when writing, which is the case for William Smelly. His pen name, Dick Smelly.

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Involved in a traffic accident, we have one Harry Manlove.

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A listener sent this in. While driving home one day, he passed a truck with the name Tim Off on it. When he got home, he decided to check to see if Off was a sir name. Sure enough it is as he found out, there are a lot across the country. In California, he found Jack Off. In Minnesota, he found Jack U. Off.

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A listener sent this in. While driving home one day, he passed a truck with the name Tim Off on it. When he got home, he decided to check to see if Off was a sir name. Sure enough it is as he found out, there are a lot across the country. In California, he found Jack Off. In Minnesota, he found Jack U. Off.

Did the Minnesota listing have an address? LOL

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In Pakistan, there is a Cricket official by the name of Igiss Butts.

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Yet, again why a woman should not hyphenate her name when she marries, Ida Dushon-Mandick.

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This is a guy that should have left well enough alone. Richard decided to legally change his first name to Dick. Now, instead of his name being Richard Wrinkle, it's Dick Wrinkle.

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It seems that in a school somewhere in the in the area, is an Asian boy by the name of Yu bin Hung.

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An appropriate name for this time of year, Candi Wang.