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This thread is for Bad Names. The rules are simple, first the name must be real and not made up. Second, if there is a story behind it, please tell us as we all could use a good laugh. Third, the name can be suggestive, but not out right foul.

Just so you know, I got this idea from a morning radio show in Philidelphia. Here is 2 examples from the show.

1. In the Philly area, there was a man who did some outside work for his boss. The Boss asked him if he would do some work for his neighbors. He agreed. He was introduced to the neighbor and his 2 sons, Storm and Wicker. That's not the bad part yet. The last name is Baskett. unsure1

2. In the military, we know that soldiers are usually called Privates. In the Air Force, they are know as Airman, while in the Navy they are called Seaman. In the Navy there is a person known as Seaman Swallow.

I think you get the idea. I will periodically add names to this list.

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The Bad Name Of The Day Master List - Part 1

1. Harden Long - Wisconson

2. A Hah - California

3. A Goodgirl - Missour

4. Ho Phat - NY

5. A M. Bowling - Tennesee

6. Harry Beavers - Utah

7. Ginger Clam - LA

8. A Toke - Alaska

9. Anita Holm - Maryland

10. A T. Last - Kansas

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Bad Names (Part 2)

11. Abubakar Gas - NJ

12. Agnes Large - Wyoming

13. Ahmet Semen - Rhode Island

14. Bolivar Shagnasty - Texas

15. Candy Barr - Vermont

16. Charles Horse

17. Allen R. Toothaker

18. Henry Chin Goo

19. Dr. Needle

20. Emma Piggie

21. Richard Bodyfelt

22. Forest Lady

23. Gene Poole

24. Harry F. Twickler

25. Irish Green

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Bad Names (Part 3)

26. Jagoff Jakinovish

27. Fuzzy Hooks

28. Juan Person

29. Kenya Cook

30. Lavoris Jones

31. Mariola Arriola

32. Minor Wisdom, U.S. Circuit Court Judge in Tennesee

33. Neanon Beamon

34. Opehelia Pullett

35. Oral Jones

36. Layne Lane

37. Paige Turner

38. P. Yu

39. Randy Radish

40. Salmineo Jones

41. Constance Farder

42. Tina Teenie

43. Ali Ali

44. Ben Tongue

45. Bertha Yam

46. Adorable Goody - Leesburg, AL

47. Darling Lemon - Nahunta, GA

48. Cleveland Brown - Newton, IL

49. Fang Fang - Smithville, NY

50. Crayonella Smith - Harisville, RI

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Bad Names (Part 4)

51. Viperella Pinkstaff - Hillsboro, VA

52. Ha Ho - San Francisco, CA

53. Dixie Kopp - Marrietta, GA

54. Cliff Drinkwine - Kenosha, WI

55. Dr. Goldfinger, Gynecologist - Fairdale, KY

56. Piliper Grits - Marana, AZ

57. Jack Rabbit - Lindsay, CA

58. Bosco Mung - Milford, MA

59. Arkady Flikop - Red Lodge, MT

60. Steven Gag - Molalla, Or

61. Amando Llama - Mesita, NM

62. Souleymane Sock - Mahopac, NY

63. A. Monster - Miller City, OH

64. D-roar Rats-a-be - Greenville, SD

65. Goon Foon - San Francisco, CA

66. Lindo Flo - Harisville, VA

67. Buck Chew - San Francisco, CA

68. Mo-hanna-nanda Dinner - Flushing, NY

69. Ping Thoz Pot

70. Beulah Coke - Newton, IL

71. Brandy Ice - Ludlow, Mich

72. Magdalena Cop - Gooding, TX

73. Osama Hashish - Newton, MA

74. Yiyoung Suck - NYC

75. Lurrett Needle - Marvin, LA

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BAD NAMES (part 5)

76. S. S. Blah - Palo Atlo, CA

77. Bong Ho Shin - Cincinnati, OH

78. Andrea Light-Brown - Leesburg, AL

79. Alston C. Gummoe - Duluth, MI

80. Elise Onlarry - Clarksville, TN

81. Hazel Grey - Staten Island, NY

82. Camastro K. Crane - Joliet, IL

83. Rock Spooner - Redmond, WA

84. Charm Po Butt - San Francisco, CA

85. Fannie Sweat - Atlanta, GA

86. Cislyn Crisp - Dewitt, AK

87. Harry Knuckles - Freeport, FL

88.Yellow Robe - Henderson, NV

89. Beth Gulp - Davenport, OK

90. Tony D. Studd - Calhoun, KY

91. Jen Gen - Mayfield, NY

92. Huh Bong - San Francisco, CA

93. Ted D. Uncle - Mudlake, ID

94. Speedy Veal - Farmington, WV

95. Guadalupe Canada - Jaconita, NM

96. Angelika Bung - Leesburg, AL

97. Bartholomew Doody -Chicago, IL

98. D. Sucki - Merdith, NH

99. Hom Wee Haw - San Francisco, CA

100. Ashami Baby - Maywood Park, OR

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Bad Names (part 6)

101. Victoria Clamp - Sharon, MA

102. Babu Onnoonini - Ozone Park, NY

103. Fortunada Dweek - Greenwood, SC

104. Chang Sub Ham - Seattle, WA

105. King Yam - Baton Rouge, LA

106. Archimedes Zinyanfottie - Geneseo, IL

107. Filadilflo Bosco - Orchard City, CO

108. Meadow Meadow - Molino, Fl

109. Sandra Fine Marker - Bklyn, NY

110. Leelanna Funny - Kapa, HI

111. Shirley Goodwax - Oakley, ID

112. Lascelles Bolt - Norton, KS

113. Edsel Trumpet - Grove City, MN

114. Cletus Muther - Kinsey, AL

115. Fuk Kam So - San Francisco, CA

116. Emmy-Lou Sleeper - Kearny, AZ

117. Dr. Thor Clang - Darien, CT

118. Seretra J. Nice - Maywood, NJ

119. Arnob Mars - Brooksburg, IN

120. Rufus M. Parsley - Jefferson City, MO

121. Harmon B. Putter - Lake City, TN

122. Moe DeGrass - Chalmette, LA

123. Rollin Shove - Devine, TX

124. Simora Rain - Florence, SC

125. Robin Feather - Gandy, NE

That's it for this installment

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BAD NAMES (Part 7)

126. Mildred Sore - Oak Hill, AL

127. Schatzy Poodle - Riverview, FL

128. Jankey Heron - Gridley, CA

129. Khoo Siew Ear - San Francisco, CA

130. Digg Slow - McRae, GA

131. Candin Fat - Pineville, KY

132. John C. Boner - West Haven, CT

133.Beldone Raspberry - Fowler, IA

134. Velvo France - Victoria, MN

135. Ariy Grin Sibley - ND

136. Chubby Honey - Stateline, NV

137. Tee He - Rego Park, NY

138. K A Boom - Morganza, LA

139. Julie Lipservice - Pawtucket, RI

140. Pinkie L. Cutter - Newport, VT

141. Moe Knows - Quincy, IL

142. Harry Snorlot - Allendale, MI

143. Ning Ding - San Francisco, CA

144. Dr. Sucmyun Moon - El Segundo

145. Oral Willy - Kelso, MO

146. April Cott - Inman, KS

147. Willie Bandit - Salisbury, MD

148. Bluta Lumpkins - Hornbeck, LA

149. Terry Cherry - Linwood, NS

150. Cornelius Tollfree - Jericho, AK

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Bad Names (Part 8)

151. Jamshed Butt, Troy, N.Y.

152. Rose Bowels - Holly Springs, NC

153. Daisy Infante-Sapang – Westbrook, CT

154. Manuel Soberanus – Florence, MS

155. Orapin Dungplay – Grady, NM

156. Clair Jusclair – Oakman, AL

157. Annie Body - Keystone Heights, FL

158. Constance Noring – Gilman, MN

159. Chuck Waggon- Tiptonville, TN

160. Willie B. Hardigan – Lakeview, OR

161. Bea Stinger - Sandy Creek, NC

162. Claire Annette – Larkspur, CO

163. Cole Kutz - Fairmount, IL

164. Vishnu VerHeer – Kahuku. HI

165. Dennis Toffice – Cranston. RI

166. William Crotch – Hornick IA

167. I M Yoars – Renville, MN

168. D. Lute – Forsyth, GA

169. Chukhuemeka Chuck - Hilo, HI

170. Irwin Screw – Portland, ME

171. Milluza Tuba – Newport, NE

172. Saad A Boom – Hayward, CA

173. Laura & Thos Lick – Chicago, Il

174. Norman Naps – Flagstaff, AZ

175. Lillemora Klang – Hobson, MT

176. E. M. Hotckiss - Harisville, RI

177. Heshy Blobstein – Bklyn NY

178. Omar Meatbat - Cincinnati, Oh

179. Julie Lipservess - Lindsay, CA

180. Leonard Boobhoo - Davenport, OK

181.Kendall & Kalla Kvalnes-Krick

182. Franklin F. Sickafoose - Molalla, OR

183. Martin Nutty - Dewitt, AK

184. Mye Noodle - San Francisco, CA

185. O Neat - Sharon, MA

186. Belle Picker – Hopewell, VA

187. Wilton Sogg - Golden Glades. FL

188. Wayland Dong – Franklin, LA

189. Suck Hee Moon – San Francisco, CA

190. Topsey Jean Glantz - Sheridan Lake, CO

191. Oral V. Curvy – Cicero. IN

192. Terrain Walker – Belding, MI

193. Sunny Cloud - Atlanta, GA

194. I. Spank – Los Angles, CA

195. Dr. & Dr. Docter - Norwalk, CT

196. Dr. DeKay, Dentist – Saginaw, MI

197. Dr. Gass (anesthesiologist)- Stamford, CT

198. Dr. Pullham (A Urologist) Sandusky, OH

199. Dr. Hurtz Villanova, PA

200. Carrie Dababi – Staten Island, NY

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Bad Names (Part 9)

Myles Long – Parksdale, CA

Gladys C. Hughes – Decatur, GA

Harry Armand Bach – Riverton, MI

Hugh Jass – Newbury, VT

Adam Baum – Bklyn, NY

Jim Lauker – Viola, AK

Wanda Rinn – Jennings, KS

Cheri Pitts - Union Park, FL

Mike Sweeney – Modesto, CA

Barry Cade – Lester, AL

Chris Coe - Red Chute, LA

Dick Rasch – Elko, NV

Harry Rump – Freemont, ME

Willie Stroker – Hingham, MT

Chuck U. Farley - Norwalk, CT

Doris Schutt - Pawtucket, RI

Estelle Hertz - Parkville, MD

Amanda Lynn - Wells River, VT

Bill Ding - Mattawan, MI

Duane Pipe - Fremont, NC

Jim Sox - Pasadena, CA

Moe Lestor – Richland, MS

Will Wynn - Mayor of Austin, TX

Marlon Fisherman - Coconut Creek, Fl

Laine Plane – Redbird OK

Denis Tennis - New Milford,PA

Whang Moon – San Francisco, CA

Anita Hoare – Gloucster, NJ

Dr. Waki Ho – Hana, Maui HI

Bugliss Collins Jr – Vernon, MI

April May Rains – Davenport, WA

Denny Many – Chico, CA

Hattie Knuckles - Kingstree, SC

Khoo Siew Ear - Ozone Park, NY

Avraham Lip - Garrett, WA

Richard Heads - Danvers, MA

Bertha G. Hoist - Sherwood, ND

Joe Cool - Kaanapali, HI

Arnold Doof - Brooklyn, NY

Edwin Boogerman - Niles, MI

Jerry Rumplick - Bogart

April Furst - Chicago, IL

Youranice Campbell - Chicago, IL

Billy Dilly, Tim McVeigh's Army roommate - Chicago, IL

Thomas Goldtooth Begay- Chicago, IL

Willie Dye - Chicago, IL

Chacko Seals - Chicago, IL

Wagdi Anis - Chicago, IL

Delaware Dawkins - Chicago, IL

Theopholis Baldman - Chicago, IL

Dort Fauntleroy - Chicago, IL

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The Bad Name for today was Bill Loney.

Hint: say if fast.

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Heard this one this morning. Yes! He does exist. He's listed in the L.A. phone book. After all these years of think it was just a name made up to call people, or to refer to some one.

But alive and well and living in L.A. is one Joe Blow. 10_1_17[1].gif28_2_2[1].gif

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Todays Bad Name of the Day, as heard on the radio this morning.

This guy lives somewhere in Colorodo. His name? Dick Licker

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I've got to tell you, this guy should have gone by the first name Richard. When you see it, you'll know why.

The Bad Name of the Day is: Dick Creamer. yessmiley[1].gif

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Todays bad name is to bad, Dr. Long Dang.

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Another listener sent name to the radio show.

Dick Sweet

And if you were to find it in the phone book, Sweet, Dick. 10_1_17[1].gif

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Well folks, believe it or not. He's been found alive and well, living in New Mexico. Yes, there really is a Barney Rubble.

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Veteranians

Dr. Barker

Dr. Barksdale

Dr. Basset

Dr. Bowser

Dr. Butcher

Dr. Doolittle

Dr. Fish

Dr. Fox

Dr. Hogg

Dr. Howell

Dr. Katz

Dr. Leash

Dr. Lyons

Dr. Nay

Dr. Parrott

Dr. Pett

Dr. Render

Dr. Shepard

Dr. Wagy

Dr. Wolff

Dr. Woof

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One of my favorite names can be found at a local cemetary back in my home town. The name, Highly Devine.

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