movieguy Posted July 20, 2004 Report Share Posted July 20, 2004 BUBBA DIED Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burned pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Daryl said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burned real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a*******." "What? He had two a*******?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a*******. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a*******.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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