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  2. ZEN TEACHINGS 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criti
  3. A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a handy-woman. She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" The girl, delighted at finding work so quickly, responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her she could find paint brushes and everything else she would need in the garage. The man's wife, h
  4. I've not heard anything from Jamie in several years now. One could assume, and you know what they say about assume, that the story has been abandoned. As one of his beta readers, I've seen three of the interludes and the first chapter of Book 2, Part 4.
  5. Has this story been abandoned? It's in a bad place for abandonment...
  6. A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today...' The bartender says, 'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.' As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 'I would like to buy you a drink, too.' The old woman says, 'Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up,' says the bartender As she finishes that drink, the man to her
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