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Farmer and Pig

A farmer and his pig were driving down the

road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked

the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the

law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"

The farmer replied, "No, I didn't know that."

The cop asked the farmer where he was going and

he said, "To Memphis".

The cop said, "I will let you off the hook

this time if you promise to take the pig to the

zoo when you get to Memphis." So the farmer promised

he would.

Several days later the cop spotted the farmer

with the pig driving down the road and he pulled

him over again. The cop said "I thought I told

you to take this pig to the zoo when you got

to Memphis."

The farmer replied, "I did and we had so much

fun, I taking him to Kings Island now".

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