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Some Things You Can't Understand


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Some Things You Can't Understand

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar

getting hammered. A man came in and asked the

farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this

beautiful day, getting drunk?"

The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some

things you just can't explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?" the

man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.

"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting

by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket

'bout full, she lifted her left leg and kicked

over the bucket."

"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer

replied.

"So what happened then?" the man asked.

The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied

it to the post on the left."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk

her. Just as I got the bucket 'bout full, she

took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."

Man laughed and said, "Again?"

The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't

explain."

"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.

"I took her right leg this time and tied it

to the post on the right."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her

again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the

stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Hmmm . . . " the man said and nodded his head.

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer

said.

"So, what did you do?" the man asked.

"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore

rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail

to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell

down and my wife walked in . . .

Some things you just can't explain."

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