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The Cukoo Clock


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The Cukoo Clock

The other night I was invited out for a night

with the guys. I told my wife that I would be

home by midnight... "promise!"

Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer

was going down way too easy. At 3am, drunk as

a skunk, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock

in the hall started up and cuckooed three times.

Quickly, I realized she'd probably wake up, so

I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud

of myself for having such a rapid, witty solution,

even when smashed, to escape a possible conflict.

The next morning my wife asked me what time

I got in, and I told her 12 o'clock. She didn't

seem disturbed at all. Got away with that one,

I thought! Then she told me we needed a new cuckoo

clock. When I asked her why she said, "Well,

last night it cuckooed 3 times, then said, 'oh

f**k,' cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,

cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice

more.... then farted."

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