movieguy Posted January 4, 2005 Report Share Posted January 4, 2005 A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?" Little Johnny replies, "A turnip miss." "No Johnny," says the teacher, "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?" "No miss," says Little Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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