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A school teacher asks her class, "What vegetable makes your eyes water?" Little Johnny replies, "A turnip miss."

"No Johnny," says the teacher, "I believe you are thinking of an onion, aren't you?"

"No miss," says Little Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"

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