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Christmas Golf


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Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one

remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on

Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go

directly to golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a

priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on

the links.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my

wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning

the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says " Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,

reading the manual."

They all turn to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them

like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to

such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said,

'Well babe, is it sex or golf?'

And she said, 'Take a sweater'

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