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Safari Adventure


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Safari Adventure

Having just returned from an African safari, Steve went to see his friend, Bill, to tell him of his adventures.

"There I was, out in the jungle," he said, "when I suddenly heard a noise in the bush behind me. I looked back and saw a huge lion, licking his chops and smiling at me. The lion started coming my way and I started running, with the lion not far behind. When the lion was almost at my neck, he suddenly slipped, and I got ahead a bit. The lion started gaining on me once more, and as he got closer, he slipped again. I happened to see a house not far away, so I ran towards it. I got close to the house with the lion almost on top of me when he slipped for a third time. With my very last bit of strength, I ran into the house and closed the door in the lion's face."

"That's quite a story, Steve," Bill said. "I would have crapped in my pants."

"Well, what do you think the lion kept slipping on?!?"

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