movieguy Posted January 11, 2005 Report Share Posted January 11, 2005 Working Two Jobs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian. Late one night, the phone rang and his wife answered. An agitated voice asked, "Is your husband there?" "Do you require his services as a sheriff or as a vet?" the wife inquired. "Both!" was the reply. "We can't get our dog's mouth open, and there's a burglar in it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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