Telling Sad Stories

[movieguy]

Telling Sad Stories

Bob, Bill and Steve were attending a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top floor of a 75-story skyscraper.

After a long day of meetings, they were upset to hear that the hotel elevators were broken and they would have to climb the 75 flights of stairs to reach their room.

Bob said, "Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Bill can sing songs for the next 25 flights and Steve can tell sad stories for the rest of the way."

At the 26th floor, Bob stopped telling jokes and Bill began to sing. At the 51st floor, Bill stopped singing and Steve began to tell sad stories.

"I'll tell my saddest story first," Steve said. "I left the room key in the car!!"

[TalonRider]

Ouch!