movieguy Posted January 18, 2005 Report Share Posted January 18, 2005 Little Patrick For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." Next day the father sees little Patrick heading out the door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no fricking bike . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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