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Little Patrick


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Little Patrick

For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage

on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job.

There's no way we can afford it."

Next day the father sees little Patrick heading out the door

with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last

night and heard you tell mom you were pulling out.

Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an

$80,000 mortgage and no fricking bike .

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