movieguy Posted January 27, 2005 Report Posted January 27, 2005 Botched Vasectomy While performing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and accidentally cut off one of the man's testicles. In order to avoid a huge malpractice suit, the doctor replaced the missing testicle with an onion. A few weeks later, the man returned to the doctor for a check-up. "How's your sex life?" asked the doctor. "Pretty good," the man replied, "but I have been having some strange side effects." "Such as?" the doctor asked nervously. "Well, every time I urinate my eyes water," explained the man. "When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn, and every time I pass a hot dog stand, I get a hard-on." Quote
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