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At The Candy Store


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At The Candy Store

Three guys enter a candy store. The first guy approaches the clerk and asks for 10 cents worth of jellybeans.

Since the jellybeans are on the top shelf, the clerk goes into another room, brings out a ladder, gets the jellybeans down, takes out 10 cents worth, puts the jellybeans back on the top shelf, and puts the ladder away.

Then, he goes to the second guy and asks what he wants. He, too, wants 10 cents worth of jellybeans.

So, the clerk goes into the other room, brings out the ladder, gets the jellybeans down and takes out 10 cents worth. Before putting them back up on the top shelf, he turns to the third guy and asks, "Do you want 10 cents worth of jellybeans?"

"No, thank you," he replies.

Hearing that, the clerk puts the jellybeans back up on the top shelf and puts the ladder away.

He returns to the third guy and asks, "So, what would you like?"

"I'd like 5 cents worth of jellybeans!" he replies.

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