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Writing Tickets

One day, Tom went to the store. He was only in there for about five minutes and when he came out, there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

Tom approached the cop and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" The cop ignored him and continued writing the ticket.

So, Tom called him a pencil-necked geek.

The cop glared at him and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So, Tom called him a horse's a**.

The cop finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then, he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about fifteen minutes. The more Tom abused the cop, the more tickets he wrote. Tom didn't give a damn. His car was parked around the corner!

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