Train Ride

[movieguy]

A man and a woman, who have never met before, find

themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a

room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he

in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the

woman saying,"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but

would you be willing to reach into the closet to get

me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for

tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"

[TalonRider]