Bungee Jumping

[movieguy]

Alice and Frank are Bungee-jumping one day. Alice says to Frank,

you know, we could make a lot of money running our own

Bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and

buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord,

insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the

square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to

assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at

work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they

thought it would be a good idea to give

a demonstration.

So, Alice jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when

she comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and

scratches. Unfortunately, Frank isn't able to catch her and she

falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, she is bruised and bleeding.

Again, Frank misses her. Alice falls again and bounces back up.

This time she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of

broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, Frank finally

catches her this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too

long?"

Barely able to speak, Alice gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was

fine...It was the crowd. What the hell is a piñata?!"

[TalonRider]