Paper Bags

[movieguy]

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down

and places the bag on the counter.

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little

man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small

piano, setting it on the counter as well. He then

pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in

front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts

playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This

time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the

bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a

gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before

him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish. Each person

is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited.

Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is

soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty

soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they

keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I

think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a

million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!" says the man, "do you really

think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

[TalonRider]