movieguy Posted April 4, 2005 Report Posted April 4, 2005 A white woman walks into a sex shop and approaches the counter. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?" He answers, "$35." "How much for the black one?" "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one." "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before." She pays him, and off she goes. A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much for the black dildo?" "$35." "How much for the white one?" "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one." "Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one before." She pays him, and off she goes. About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your dildos?" "$35 for the white, $35 for the black." "Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?" "Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165." She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a plaid one before." She pays him, and off she goes. Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" The salesman responded, "I did really well. I sold one white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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