Adult Store

[movieguy]

A white woman walks into a sex shop and approaches the

counter. She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"

He answers, "$35."

"How much for the black one?"

"$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."

"I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black

one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks "How much

for the black dildo?"

"$35."

"How much for the white one?"

"$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."

"Hmmm...I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a

white one before." She pays him, and off she goes.

About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks,

"How much are your dildos?"

"$35 for the white, $35 for the black."

"Hmmmmm....how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"

"Well, that's a very special dildo...it'll cost you $165."

She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid

one, I've never had a plaid one before."

She pays him, and off she goes.

Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do

while I was gone?"

The salesman responded, "I did really well. I sold one

white dildo, one black dildo, and I sold your thermos for

$165!"

[TalonRider]