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Three Vampires


TalonRider

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Once upon a time, three vampires met in some place in night. Apparently, each one of them was boasting about their vampiric abilities to one another.

Vampire A said, "Look at that mansion over there! I can finish all of its inhabitants within 10 minutes!"

And so he flew to the mansion, and 9 minutes later, he came back with his mouth filled with blood, looking satisfied with himself.

Vampire B then said, "Bah! Look at that village over there! Give me 5 minutes!"

He flew to the village, returned at the next 5 minutes, with his mouth filled with dripping red blood.

Vampire C then yelled, "Pffft! Look at the TOWN over there! Give me 3 minutes!"

He flew to the direction of the town, and one minute later, he returned with his mouth filled with blood.

Vampire A and B stared at him with amazement, then immediately asked, "How come you have such speed, friend?"

Vampire C pointed at a direction, then asked them, "Do you see a building over there?"

"Yes!" answered A and B.

"Well I DON'T!!!"

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