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Now that I'm "Older", here's what I've discovered


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Now that I'm "Older", here's what I've discovered

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into All Bran.

3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .

5. If all is not lost, where is it?

6. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

7. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

8. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

9. It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.

10. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

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