TalonRider Posted April 26, 2005 Report Posted April 26, 2005 Top 10 Reasons why theres no blacks in NASCAR 10) Have To Sit Upright While Driving. 9) Pistol Won't Stay Under Front Seat. 8 ) Engines Drown Out The Rap Music. 7) Pit Crew Can't Work On Car While Holding Up Pants At The Same Time. 6) They Keep Trying To Carjack Dale, Jr. 5) Police Cars On Track Interfere With Race. 4) No Passenger Seat For The Ho. 3) There Are No Sponsors For Cadillac. 2) Can't Wear Helmet Sideways. And The Number 1 Reason Why Blacks Can't Be In Nascar: 1) When They Crash Their Car They Bail Out And Run.
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