TalonRider Posted April 30, 2005 Report Posted April 30, 2005 Two guys are sitting at a bar talking and one guy asks the other guy, "Man, do you ever have a Freudian slip?" "What are you talking about?" says the other guy. "Well I was at the airport the other day and one of the clerks had really big tits, and I meant to say, 'Could I have two tickets to Pittsburgh,' but I accidentally said, 'Could I have have two tickets to Titsburgh." The other guy says, "Oh yeah! I know what you're talking about! I was sitting at the dinner table with my wife the other day and I meant to say, 'Could you pass the salt please,' but instead I said, 'b**** you ruined my life!"
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