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Filing for Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "Ma'am what are the grounds for your divorce?"

She answers, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

"No," the Judge says, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responds.

"I mean," he continues, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so does my husband's parents."

Again the Jugde asks, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she says, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

"Please, is there any infidelity in your marriage" asks the Judge.

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asks, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replies "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"

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