movieguy Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Horse and Chicken One day a horse and chicken were taking a walk when the horse fell into a huge mud pit. "Hurry chicken run", he said. "Go find the farmer so he can pull me out." So the chicken took off for the farm in search of the farmer. He couldn't find him anywhere so he hopped into the farmers convertable and raced back to the horse and pulled him out. The next day they were walking once again and this time the chicken fell into a mud pit. "Hurry horse", he said. "Go find the farmer so he can pull me out." "No", said the horse. He straddled the mud puddle and told the chicken to grab onto his p**** and he would pull him out. So the chicken grabbed on and the horse successfully pulled him out. The morale of the story? If you're hung like a horse you don't need a convertable to pick up chicks....
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