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The p**** requests a Promotion

The p**** requests a Promotion and a Raise for the following


* has to work hard;

* has to work at great depths;

* has to work upside down;

* has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;

* has to work in a high humidity environment;

* has to work at high temperatures;

* does not get weekends and holidays off;

* does not get time off after extra hoursof work;

* has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional


Request denied for the following reasons:

* does not work 8 hours in a row;

* does not answer immediately to all requests;

* after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;

* shows no fidelity to the workplace;

* retires too early;

* does not work at all unless pushed from behind;

* does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;

* sometimes leaves work too early

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