A woman walked up to

[movieguy]

A woman walked up to

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,' she said. 'What's your secret for a long happy life?'

'I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,' he said. 'I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.'

'That's amazing,' the woman said. 'How old are you?'

'Twenty-six,' he said.

[TalonRider]