Drinking and Juggling

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Drinking and Juggling

A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the

officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the

car. "What are those for?" he asked suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer requested. So, he got out the machetes

and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at

one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a

dazzling show and amazing the officer.

At that moment, a car drove by the officer and the juggler. The

driver did a double take, and said, "Oh Gosh, I've got to give up

drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"