movieguy Posted May 28, 2005 Report Share Posted May 28, 2005 Forbidden Kiss A cabbie picked up a nun. As they drove the nun noticed that the driver kept glancing at her furtively. She asked him why was he staring and he replied, "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you." "My dear son," she answered, "you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am, and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to hear just about everything. There's nothing you could ask that I would find offensive." "Well," the cabbie said, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responded, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver became very excited. "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" "OK," the nun said, "Pull over." He does and they share a deep, passionate kiss. When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts sobbing. "My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied... I'm married and I've never even been to church!" "That's OK," the Nun replied. "I lied too - my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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