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Forbidden Kiss

A cabbie picked up a nun. As they drove the nun noticed that the driver

kept glancing at her furtively. She asked him why was he staring and he

replied, "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."

"My dear son," she answered, "you cannot offend me. When you're as old

as I am, and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to

hear just about everything. There's nothing you could ask that I would

find offensive."

"Well," the cabbie said, "I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss


She responded, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have

to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver became very excited. "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic


"OK," the nun said, "Pull over."

He does and they share a deep, passionate kiss. When they get back on

the road, the cab driver starts sobbing.

"My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied... I'm married and I've

never even been to church!"

"That's OK," the Nun replied. "I lied too - my name is Kevin and I'm on

my way to a Halloween party."

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