movieguy Posted May 28, 2005 Report Posted May 28, 2005 Things You'd Love to Say at Work But Can't 1. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 2. Do I look like a people person? 3. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 6. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 7. You!... Off my planet! 8. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 9. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a paycheck. 10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 11. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 12. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 14. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 15. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. 16. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 17. Not all people are annoying - some are dead. 18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 20. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 21. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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