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Things You'd Love to Say at Work But Can't


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Things You'd Love to Say at Work But Can't

1. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

2. Do I look like a people person?

3. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you

haven't fallen asleep yet.

4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

7. You!... Off my planet!

8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

9. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

11. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

12. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

14. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

15. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

16. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

17. Not all people are annoying - some are dead.

18. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

19. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

20. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?

21. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

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