Help Wanted

[movieguy]

Help Wanted

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the

window, stating the following:

"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer, and

must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

An hour later a dog trotted through the door. He wagged his tail,

walked over to the sign, looked at it, and whined. The office manager

looked at the dog curiously. He tried to shoo the animal out the door,

but instead it bounded past him and jumped up on a chair. The manager

sighed and sat behind his desk. "Look, I can't hire you. The sign says

you have to be able to type."

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter, and proceeded to type out

a perfect letter. He took out the page, trotted over to the manager,

gave it to him, and then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but shook his head. "The sign says you have to

be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded

to enter and execute a perfect program that worked flawlessly the first

time.

The manager was dumbfounded. He stared the dog in the face and said, "I

realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting

abilities, but I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down, went to the sign and put his paw on the words

'Equal Opportunity Employer'.

The manager wracked his brain. Then he snapped his fingers and said,

"Yes, but the sign ALSO says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"