movieguy Posted May 28, 2005 Report Posted May 28, 2005 Tickle Me Elmo A woman desperately looking for work goes to apply for a job. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hems and haws. Finally says he does have a low skill job on the Tickle Me Elmo line. The woman happily accepts. He takes her down to the line and explains her duties and that she could start at 8:00AM the following day. The next day at 8:45, there's a knock on the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman comes in and starts ranting about the woman he had hired. After listening to 15 minutes of compalining, the Personnel Manager asked him to show him the problem. Together they head down to the line and sure enough, Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the woman. She has pulled over a roll of material used for the Elmos and has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric and takes two marbles and sews them between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager starts to kill himself laughing and finally after twenty minutes of rolling around, he pulls himself together and walks over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give Elmo two test tickles."
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