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Tickle Me Elmo

A woman desperately looking for work goes to apply for a job. The

Personnel Manager goes over her resume and explains to her that he

regrets he has nothing worthy of her. The woman answers that she really

needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager hems and


Finally says he does have a low skill job on the Tickle Me Elmo line.

The woman happily accepts. He takes her down to the line and explains

her duties and that she could start at 8:00AM the following day. The

next day at 8:45, there's a knock on the Personnel Manager's door.

The foreman comes in and starts ranting about the woman he had hired.

After listening to 15 minutes of compalining, the Personnel Manager

asked him to show him the problem.

Together they head down to the line and sure enough, Elmos are backed

up from here to kingdom come. Right at the end of the line is the

woman. She has pulled over a roll of material used for the Elmos and

has a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of

fabric and takes two marbles and sews them between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager starts to kill himself laughing and finally after

twenty minutes of rolling around, he pulls himself together and walks

over to the woman and says, "I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me

yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give Elmo two test tickles."

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