movieguy Posted May 30, 2005 Report Share Posted May 30, 2005 The Eyes Have It A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?" The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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