Dumb Missouri Laws

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Dumb Missouri Laws

# It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)

Buckner

# In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Excelsior Springs

# Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.

# Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.

Kansas City

# Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.

# Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Marceline

# Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette

# It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole

# Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez

# It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Purdy

# Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis

# It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.

# A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City

# Four women may not rent an apartment together.